After extensive study and an assessment of real world battle-tested results, Kravology brings you an exclusive look into the 5 deadliest bone crushing combatives ever conceived – ever, at any time, throughout history, ever!
WARNING: these combatives can cause immediate and deadly trauma to your adversary.
Don’t even try these combatives unless you want to see your adversary break like a dry twig, bleed like a stuck pig, convulse uncontrollably, and expire like old, smelly milk – from your awesome and powerful combatives.
You’ve been warned! The surgeon general agrees.
Let the countdown begin:
- Krav Maga’s Elbow #1: This powerful combative is designed to incapacitate your adversary by breaking his head like an egg on Sunday morning! This elbow generates power from the floor. As the sender roots down to the ground, the massive, forward rotational force is applied behind the dime-sized point of the elbow – dumping the speed and weight of the sender into the small point of the elbow. The result is extreme violence. Science has yet to develop a mechanism for measuring the power of the Krav Maga Elbow #1. It’s true…
- Krav Maga’s Straight Knee: This powerful combative is designed to incapacitate your adversary by rearranging his face and body like a 1000-piece jigsaw puzzle has been dumped on the floor. You simply can’t recognize any familiar human feature! The knee generates near nuclear-like power as the sender uses the base leg to drive weight forward into the target with the point of the knee. Don’t get in front of this combative- it will break you and scramble ugly mugs into a muddy mess! Boom!
- Krav Maga’s Hammer Fist: When I see a good hammerfist, I visibly cringe for the adversary. A well-placed hammerfist at the hairline found at the back of the head/neck area can do as much damage as any combative in the free world or Nigeria! This combative should be outlawed as the cruel and unusual, because it just may have your adversary drinking through a straw and babbling non-sense the rest of his silly life!
- Krav Maga’s Groin Kick: Can anyone say broken pelvic bone? Krav Maga’s groin kick send chills up and down my spine. This scrotum-targeting, testicular busting combative can incapacitate a man and leave him broken for life. And, as a community service, the bad guy might not have children, other than those he’s already sired between armed robberies and violent assaults. Kick’em where it counts!
- Krav Maga’s Dominant Side Straight Punch: No list is complete without considering the classic right straight punch – centering force into the middle and index knuckles with the dominant hand provides focused power and pinpoint accuracy. The rotational aspects of this combative make this strike the most prolific knockout punch in history. Krav Maga’s approach protects the hand and delivers maximum damage. This combative causes your adversary to do what many call, the chicken dance. Make’em dance Krav Nation!
Now, practice these combatives over 100,000 times, and you’ll be a wrecking ball of extreme proportions. No excuses – do the work people.
…walk with a big stick (and be the stick)!